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Donald Trump Jr caught eating Impossible sliders at White Castle—Mueller probe reveals

Updated: Mar 28, 2019


Donald Trump Jr. has been condemned after the Mueller probe revealed he had eaten Impossible sliders at White Castle.


Although the Impossible sliders don’t contain any meat or dairy products, they have been tested on animals. Unfortunately, to the denizens of Trump country, that's simply not enough.


One Trump supporter, wearing a MAGA hat, demanded an apology from President Trump and his son. He told VGN:

“When Donald Trump was elected, we thought he would eradicate this hand-wringing liberal culture that has taken over our society. Now this?
“We voted for draining the swamp, but it seems like we are being betrayed once again. Why couldn't he just eat a dead cow?”

Fox News presenter Tucker Carlson called it a “huge blow” to the administration in a segment featuring White House counselor Kellyanne Conway. During the segment, Conway shrewdly observed all the times Hilary Clinton has used the word “tofu” in an email. Nonetheless, this new information casts fresh doubt on an administration beset by scandal.


Under condition of anonymity, a House democratic representative commented, “If this doesn’t get Donald Trump impeached, I don’t know what will.”


DISCLAIMER: This article is based on pure nonsense and doesn’t reflect the view of vegans or VGN.


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