Trump thought Impeachment was a vegan dessert made by Greta Thunberg—report
Updated: Sep 26, 2019
NEW YORK—A White House official has revealed that Donald Trump thought impeachment was a vegan dessert made by environmentalist Greta Thunberg.
Greta crossed paths with the U.S. President at the UN Climate Summit in New York this week, where an image of her glaring at him went viral.
Talk has been growing around impeachment over the last two days with Democratic stalwart Nancy Pelosi announcing she would launch an impeachment inquiry into the President following a call with the Ukrainian President.
But it appears the word itself has confused the “leader of the free world.”
Speaking anonymously an official told VGN:
“Trump watched Pelosi on TV and although the word impeachment has been mentioned over and over again, he doesn’t seem to get it.
“The President does know that Greta Thunberg is a vegan and they eat fruit, so having heard about her recently, he put two and two together and got five.
“Originally, thinking it was a flan, he welcomed impeachment, but when it was explained to him what it actually meant he Tweeted about it being a witch hunt.”
One theory making the rounds on social media is that Trump could’ve just dreamed the teenager making a peach crumble after images appeared to show him sleeping during her emotive talk at the conference.